Finding a rhyme for 'freak' was difficult, however, thanks to Creative Gene, I found We are Multicolored which allows you to create a flag from the components of flags from three different countries.
Choosing three can be difficult. I'm Romanian, Dutch, Polish, Lithuanian, Russian, and American. However, of my ancestors, the Polish, Lithuanian, Russian, and Romanian ones would likely argue that yes, they came from those countries, but they left those countries because they were no longer wanted there. They share more in common with each other than they do with others from their old lands. Which does bring me down to two nation's flags, and a symbol from a third. I'm not 100% thrilled with the design I made, but it is sufficient.